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“Oh, hey Jack,” said Misty.  "What are you doing today?“

"Me,” stammered her sister’s husband.  "I’m just… you know… just doing the couch potato thing.  You know, NFL Sunday.“

"Oh, I’m down with that!” squealed Misty. “That means I don’t have to get out of my pajamas.  Meet you on the couch in ten minutes.”

“Sure,” stammered Jack.  "We can be melons… I mean, potatoes together.“

Talk about dying xD